kiirousagi (kiirousagi) wrote,

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Writer's Block: Cat talk

If your dog or cat had a mobile phone, who would be listed first on her or his speed dial?

My dog would list me, obviously, since then we'd never be separated and he wouldn't have to bark so loud to greet me when I came home... But he would anyway, and it makes me feel loved.

My cat would have some kind of feline Meals-On-Wheels or takeway on her speed dial, so she didn't have to rely on us incompetent owners to feed her regularly (and whenever she forgets she's already been fed).
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